Got ugly stumps upon your lawn?

Call Stumpectomy, they'll be gone!

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What is a Stumpectomy?

It is the precision excision of a stump you see

Fast and easy, neat and clean

The best stump grinders you've ever seen!

Did you trip again and stub your toe?
Did your brand-new riding mower blow?
Don't let that wooden monster win,
Let the yard surgery begin!

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Got ugly stumps upon your lawn?

Call Stumpectomy, they'll be gone!

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We’ll grind it down below the dirt,
Your grass will heal, it won't even hurt!
No need to chop, no need to sweat,
We're the finest yard doctors you've ever met.

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Stumpectomy may cause extreme lawn envy, unexpected urges to host neighborhood barbecues, and the sudden disappearance of tripping hazards.

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