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Got ugly stumps upon your lawn?
Call Stumpectomy, they'll be gone!
What is a Stumpectomy?
It is the precision excision of a stump you see
Fast and easy, neat and clean
The best stump grinders you've ever seen!
Did you trip again and stub your toe?
Did your brand-new riding mower blow?
Don't let that wooden monster win,
Let the yard surgery begin!
Got ugly stumps upon your lawn?
Call Stumpectomy, they'll be gone!
We’ll grind it down below the dirt,
Your grass will heal, it won't even hurt!
No need to chop, no need to sweat,
We're the finest yard doctors you've ever met.
Stumpectomy may cause extreme lawn envy, unexpected urges to host neighborhood barbecues, and the sudden disappearance of tripping hazards.
The Stumpectomy SongDave Emrich
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